Google Heaven, Beta Version 1.0

God is very busy these days with too many world problems to solve. We know. That's why so many personal prayers are unanswered. Many inquiries are stuck in the Heavenly customer service department going nowhere since the Holy computer system upstairs is always working overtime and running out of memory space.

So God decided to empower Google yet a higher level of awesomeness, with a security clearance almost as high as V.P. Chaney, allowing the mere mortals to search the databases in Heaven to their hearts' content.

You can Google and search for useful information about the eternal vacation paradise. Better yet, you can find video clips of all your past memories. Or, just simply start Google chatting with your loved ones that have moved to heaven.

I am ready to Google Heaven, are you?

Google 天堂（測試版 1.0）

這年頭上帝太忙了，忙著解決世界重大難題‧這我們都知‧莫怪那麼多人禱告都得不到回應‧很多私人查詢都還在天堂客服部門等無下文，因為天上神聖電腦系統總是超時過勞工作，又總是記憶容量不夠用‧

所以上帝授旨意，賜加 Google 更高竿的驚人神力，授與 Google 安全機密－程度差不多可比錢副總，世間凡人至 Google 就可以盡情搜尋天堂各大資料庫‧

利用 Google 天堂搜尋，你可以找到有用的永恆休假聖地資訊‧更棒的是，你可以尋到所有過去記憶庫中的動畫‧你喜歡的話，還可以開啟免費 Google 對談，直接跟已經搬去天堂居住的親友嘰哩呱啦大聊特聊‧

我想 Google 天堂，你呢？