有經驗沒經驗都來笑 ◎ Laughter is the Best Medicine

Top Ten Good Things About Staying in the ICU

住加護病房的十大好處

10. Learn about useless medical terms.
10. 免費上課－學習無用的醫學名詞

9. Free live drama all around you
9. 免費看戲－四週都是免費戲可觀賞

8. Learn to sleep under any interruption.
8. 修練睡功－有任何打擾都能睡覺

7. Improve your memory--- Always trying to name that nurse
7. 增強記憶－剛剛那護士叫什麼來著？

6. Do not have to worry about what to wear－Every patient wears the same hospital fashion
6. 穿衣無慮－不必煩惱穿什麼－人人平等，只有露背罩袍可穿

5. Lots of gossips for the listening.
5.可聽八卦－醫院小道新聞，要多少有多少

4. Improve your pain threshold.
4. 修練忍功－忍耐痛楚的功力大增

3. Learn who your real friends are that care about your life or death.
3.識出朋友－得知誰是真朋友，會關心你的死活

2. Time goes by so slow, you do not ever grow old.
2. 不會變老－時間漫長得幾乎停頓，你永遠不老

另譯：時間慢得真難熬，讓你永遠老不了（應觀眾要求，中文也要押韻）

1. NO TIPPING REQUIRED
1. 不用給小費

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補記：如果有人把這篇當成普通笑話讀找笑點，我很慶幸他們應該是沒住過加護病房‧這十項是從有經歷者無數淚中擠出來的幾絲苦笑，痛中作樂自娛開心，也算勉強娛人而已‧